February 2012
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LOL
So, I was writing a list of things I need to get for my 21st Birthday Party next weekend. I left the list outside and later returned to the list. I started reading the list and found that my Mum has added “Butt Plugs” and “Vibrators” to it.
I love my Mum. She’s so mature. Lol.
If you're curious...
There are no recent photos of my boyfriend… but….
(He’s on the far right in the grey hoodie) (Far left in the green, checked shirt) (Far right in the green, checked shirt) (I hate those sunnies so much haha I always remove them from his face)
And there you have it, my perfect boyfriend)
I have a boyfriend who:
Doesn’t get jealous
Doesn’t care about sex
Doesn’t smother me
Isn’t annoying
Lets me hold the remote
Doesn’t constantly compliment me, so when he does it feels special and I actually believe him
Has a weird ribcage (haha) the left side sticks out more than the right
Has lovely blue eyes
Has crooked teeth (which I love)
Is a lot taller...
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I forgot that I wrote this. I feel like this...
“Your Body is so tense, what’s wrong?” he asked. “Nothing, I’m just stressed” I replied. I wasn’t there in the room, my mind was elsewhere. “Relax, babe. I’m going to make you feel better.” And with that, he lay me down on the bed and ran his hands all over me. “You have the best fucking body, don’t ever think any different, I think it’s fucking hot.” I wish he would shut up. His fingers found my...
LOL you KNOW when VENTS1 sends you a message at...
And fuuuucking seedy it was ahahaha.
IMPORTANT
My boyfriend is doing the Leukemia Foundation World’s Greatest Shave to raise money for those diagnosed with Leukemia. I think he’s amazing so even though I am really poor right now, I made a donation and it would be really amazing if you could as well!
Click HERE to help.
Thanks guys :)
Ughh
So, before my housemate Lauren moved in… my friends all warned me that she would piss me off and drive me insane… and I didn’t believe them.
I was so fucking wrong. HOT DAMN.
Reasons my housemate has pissed me off lately:
She bitches and moans about her bestfriend Casey because she keeps buying Casey tickets to concerts so Lauren has someone to go with and she expects Casey to...
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I need to fuck to this song so bad.
Speak of the...
HAHAHA HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY →
I am dying ahahahahah
